What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR