What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Because it was rated "PG"

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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It had freed up one GB of space.

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It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"