Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.