Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.