What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies