What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field