What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride