What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride