What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...