Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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He always came on time.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Banner.

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You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.