Quit Russian.
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
A: Russian
When the leash goes slack.
The couch pulls out...
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Need for Speed.
A: So the cops can find the handles.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
