What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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