What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!