Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.