A caterpillar
He wasn't a charitable guy
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
I feel positively charged!
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
A dogerpillar.