It's Morphine Time!
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It's morphine time!
Go go power rangers!
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
You have to read ursine.
Anti-oppressants.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
In a river basin !
They wash themselves.
Squash.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Crackula
Yorkies
