Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Who gets saved?

America

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula