What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.