What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.