What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet