Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?

Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

What do you call a bouncy plane?

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.