Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Dedicate Jokes More Dedicate Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed