Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Ponder Jokes More Ponder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.