Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.