Uber Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)