What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.