What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids