What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!