Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10