Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.