What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.