What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.