What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.