How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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You hang around I'll go on ahead

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A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!