What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger