What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger