What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.