What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !