Harm Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.