Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!