Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.