Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is