Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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A: Because he was baroque.

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It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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In Iraq.

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There's no place like cd "

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What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...