What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races?

A feminist

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.