What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.