What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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The South Will Rise Again

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Dago wop wop wop

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.