What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.