Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.