Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)