Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.