How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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The Army.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Shot a black man.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !