How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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A waist of time

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A straight jacket.

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For his armies

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To learn about gorilla warfare.

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By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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I need to see your privates.

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Three stripes, you rout.

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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