Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr