Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.