Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.