What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.