What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy