What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.