What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.