What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.