What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.