What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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No, wait.

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He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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He Ran Solo...

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Han shot first.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know