What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.