By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
I'll be Bach
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Pork and bologne sammiches.
What's Allepo "
He found his pair a' dice!
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
He was a little hoarse.
Because they just kept lion around!
They use Force quit.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
