By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
They tell you.
A homie missile.
Intersect it with a plane.
Symmetree.
He reads lips.
A pervert.
Petrified wood.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
Close the door! I'm dressing!
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
To catch her false teeth.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
