What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!