What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"