What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!