Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Scarves
A Neko.
None of your business.
They were trying to start a business.
Taxidermist: Stuff.
