What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Lemon Tree Jokes More Lemon Tree Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."