What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss