What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss