What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson