What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5