What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5