What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Because I like to sleep around.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Air.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.