What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.