Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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He's ben affleckted.

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Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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They've both got ice on the inside.

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Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.