Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

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Deputin

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Fill 'er up!"

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They've both got ice on the inside.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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He knew they were going to ice him.

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All he wants is Just Ice

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.