What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.